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[personal profile] sockdere posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
the tinder meme

Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother.

Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it.

What's the worst that could happen?

FORMATTING


New year, no new fucks to give

Jan. 1st, 2026 10:07 am
[personal profile] knitsock posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience?

In that case, rejoice! This hole meme was made for you!

RULES:
  • Post with your character's name, fandom and pairing preferences in the subject line.

  • Your character is now in the middle of having sex! Any location, sexual position and level of undress is allowed, so knock yourself out with establishing the scene of your dreams.

  • Comment around! See if there's anyone else who posted a perfect scene for your character to fuck in.

  • Keep going and finish the act. Then go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.

  • ???

  • PROFIT. Or in this case, fun to be had for all.
 

Like inverse kinkshaming

Jan. 1st, 2026 09:48 am
[personal profile] enya posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

guess my kink.

don't look now, but somebody slapped a button on you that reads "GUESS MY KINK." good thing Bakerstreet never backs down from any clashes of wits...and a chance to humiliate and be horny at the same time.

how do you do?
- comment with your info + prefs.
- replies will try to "match the kink to the face;" aka, they'll try and guess your character's kink/fetish.
- absolute madness reigns from here on out.
- this meme cannot be held liable for any fuckery, of the highest degree or otherwise.

where those resolutions come from

Jan. 1st, 2026 09:30 pm
[personal profile] buckminsterfullerene posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

regrets MEME
Regrets. We all have them. If you say you don’t, you’re lying. Everyone can relate to that feeling that keeps you up at night, remembering the dumb thing you said in fifth grade.

Or something like that.

Anyway, regrets. Isn’t it better to get them off you chest? No? Well, today you’re not going to have much of a choice…

Comment with your character. DO NOT LEAVE A BLANK TOP LEVEL.

Your character is forced to spill their deepest, darkest regret(s) to anyone who'll listen.

Thread!
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[staff profile] denise posting in [site community profile] dw_maintenance

Привет and welcome to our new Russian friends from LiveJournal! We are happy to offer you a new home. We will not require identification for you to post or comment. We also do not cooperate with Russian government requests for any information about your account unless they go through a United States court first. (And it hasn't happened in 16 years!)

Importing your journal from ЖЖ may be slow. There are a lot of you, with many posts and comments, and we have to limit how fast we download your information from ЖЖ so they don't block us. Please be patient! We have been watching and fixing errors, and we will go back to doing that after the holiday is over.

I am very sorry that we can't translate the site into Russian or offer support in Russian. We are a much, much smaller company than LiveJournal is, and my high school Russian classes were a very long time ago :) But at least we aren't owned by Sberbank!

С Новым Годом, and welcome home!

EDIT: Большое спасибо всем за помощь друг другу в комментариях! Я ценю каждого, кто предоставляет нашим новым соседям информацию, понятную им без необходимости искать её в Google. :) И спасибо вам за терпение к моему русскому переводу с помощью Google Translate! Прошло уже много-много лет со школьных времен!

Thank you also to everyone who's been giving our new neighbors a warm welcome. I love you all ❤️

Unexpected

Dec. 31st, 2025 05:52 pm
[personal profile] khaldrogos posting in [community profile] bakerstreet



unexpected domesticity meme.
you never thought you'd have a home, at least not one you can call completely yours, no strings attached and no one lording above you or controlling you. you may not have even known what a "home" truly is, or thought you wanted one. now, there is a touch of domesticity in your life, no matter what things are like otherwise, because you have a home, though you may not have a house proper.

most importantly, you now have someone to share this new facet of life with - a partner. similar to you or completely different, relationship unspoken or unrealized, heavily romantic or understated, they are slowly but surely becoming someone indispensable to you. you never could have seen this coming. and, of course, with domesticity comes a certain amount of intimacy, perhaps even the ultimate physical intimacy...you may be open to that already or you're working up to it when you'd hardly considered it before.

whether your situation is for the long term as it stands, could end at any moment, or a mere disguise you're using to lay low, you're getting comfortable. how does that make you feel? will you it accept a new lease on life - or will you sabotage yourself before someone else does?

Comment with your character, preferences, what tone you want your thread to take, and whether or not your open to smut.
Reply to others.


Read more... )

Yahooo

Dec. 31st, 2025 12:28 pm
[personal profile] reversesock posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

THE YAHOO ANSWERS MEME




No question is a stupid one. There may, however, be stupid answers.

● Blank top levels are encouraged in these parts. The re-re-remix here is that instead of the usual subject line, you'll put a question that your character wants to know the answer to (but has been too afraid to ask).
● Other characters will provide the wisdom only crowd-sourced internet answers can provide! Sincerely or trolling, they'll put their two cents in.
● Thread-jacking will happen in this meme. Somebody might jump into to correct an inaccuracy. Maybe a keyboard warrior wants to start a flamewar. Or, you know. You might just be an idiot and everyone everywhere needs informed of that.
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[personal profile] celebratory posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
The Hot or Not Meme



- "Oh my God, this is throwing me back to my middle/high school days on facebook." was probably your first reaction right? Yeah, that's what I thought.
- well! great minds think alike. ;)

instructions:
- comment with your character; standard info in the subject line.
- others will replying rating your character on a scale of 1 to 10.
- 1 being low, 10 being HOT, HOT, HOT!
- 0 is... cold.
- you can use your best/favorite icon or link a reference sheet; whichever you wanna do!
- have a grand ol' time!
- inspired by!

new year new texts for the new me

Dec. 31st, 2025 10:15 am
[personal profile] hollyhobbies posting in [community profile] bakerstreet






love letters + shipping texts meme


  • comment with your character.
  • other people will reply to you.
  • your characters (in a relationship, in love, in some sort of attraction that gravitates around the other, in idk 'love' is a many-splendored thing) are commanicating via: passionate confessions written on parchment, furtive notes scrawled in code, passive-aggressive post-it notes, messages carved in trees, smoke signals, instant messages on space age computers, text messages complete with lovey-dovey pictures, whatever!
  • have fun!

For Auld Lang Syne

Dec. 30th, 2025 09:15 pm
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[personal profile] memester posting in [community profile] bakerstreet


NEW YEAR'S KISS

That's right, it's time for that kiss at midnight! Whether you're compelled to give it by some unseen force or you just really want to kiss the person next to you, now is the time to go for it! Maybe some other kind of fireworks will fly tonight, who knows.

[personal profile] feudalfairytales posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
new years RESOLUTION meme



happy new years, dreamwidth!

Here be the rules
Post with the usual name and series in the header
DON'T LEAVE YOUR COMMENT BLANK. BLANK COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED.
Instead use the comment area to write out what your character's New Years Resolution is.
Go forth and offer your support to others. Or make fun of them. Whatever floats your boat.

Where Everybody Knows Your Name...

Dec. 30th, 2025 04:45 pm
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[personal profile] omggirlonthenet posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

⚜ The Interuniverse Inn ⚜

It's your friendly local watering hole. Well... maybe not so local. But on a night like tonight, when the weather is terrible, when you really need a drink, the sympathetic ear of a bartender or a place to wait out the storm, you'll find just the place you need.

The Inn is a place at the crossroads of many different worlds, where people from the past, present, future, and the universe next door can gather. There's a crackling fireplace with couches and chairs nearby where patrons tell stories and jokes and warm their bones. The bar is very long, with tall bar stools lining the counter and more taps than you can count at a glance. And if you have a bit too much -- or meet someone you'd like to get to know better -- just head up the stairs, where the inn has rooms to let.

cut for space )

no guys under 6'

Dec. 30th, 2025 07:18 pm
[personal profile] liltuna posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

rules for dating*!
*or friendships, or FWBs, or any other kind of relationship

Here I Am : Handsome Jack will remember that.



If they want to be your lover, they have to play by your rules. Them's the breaks. Take it or leave it, buddy.

Of course, that means it's up to you to create said rules. They could be simple, like no seeing other people while you're together, complicated, like no looking at pictures of other people while you're together, or they could be absurd, like no chewing sounds after 2PM.

In any case, these are the deal breakers. 

HOW TO PLAY:

  • Top-level with your character along with their list of rules they expect to be followed in order to be in a relationship with them. What kind of relationship is up to you. (No blank top-levels!)
  • Repliers have to look at this list and decide if they're willing to play by the rules. Maybe they can make a compromise?
  • Prosper!

Date

Dec. 30th, 2025 05:13 pm
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[personal profile] forthemayqueen posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

THE DATE MEME

Here's how it works!

1. Comment to this post with your character. List the character's name, series, and any preferences you might have in the subject.
2. Using the RNG, pick from one of each of the two categories below. (Or if you'd rather pick them yourself, feel free to do that instead!)
3. The two of you are now on a date! The first list is where you took your date. The second list is your current relationship.
4. Have fun!
Prompts behind here )

THE FIGHT MEME

Dec. 30th, 2025 10:58 pm
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[personal profile] memehound posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
THE (new years) FIGHT MEME



What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?

It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!

RULES

◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!

Here are some prompts to pick from (or RNG from):

Prompts. )

Age Gap

Dec. 30th, 2025 10:13 am
[personal profile] maytheshipsbewithyou posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
MAY/DECEMBER ROMANCE


A May-December romance is any where there is a larger than average age difference between the partners involved. Sometimes this is met with disapproval, sometimes it is arranged, sometimes it is abuse of power, and other times it just happens and it's no one's fault or doing. This meme focuses on those relationships.

- Post with your character, preferences, and note their ages (or an estimate if no canon age is given).
- Please don't forget to note how much of an age gap you're comfortable with!
- Look around, tag. Have fun! Make up a scenario or make use of the prompts below.


Read more... )

♡ prompts

Dec. 30th, 2025 09:15 am
[personal profile] sarabi posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

shipping picture prompts
o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.
link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:

Block him

Dec. 30th, 2025 01:18 am
[personal profile] buckynats posting in [community profile] bakerstreet






the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Girl, what kind of interview is this

Dec. 29th, 2025 08:10 pm
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[personal profile] repost posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
the shippy & smutty questions meme: consoldiated


It's a question meme about love and relationships (and sex). Self-explanatory, right?

Rules:

Comment with your character. If your character is underage, not sexually active, or you are simply uninterested in smut or uncomfortable with those questions, feel free to opt out! Respect preferences.
Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer.
 
Answer your own questions!
That's it.
Ship questions )

SMUT QUESTIONS )




Everyone's Night Market

Dec. 29th, 2025 04:34 pm
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[personal profile] justformemes posting in [community profile] bakerstreet


Welcome to...

The Night Market

Even as the sky gets dark, there's still a lot of lights and life all over this busy street full of people. Vendors and customers from all over come to share and appreciate their creations, taking in this lively atmosphere. Eat, drink, be merry - but watch out for pickpockets and price gouging.

Rules:

1. Comment with your characters. Feel free to specify if they're a vendor/merchant, performer, or someone just here to enjoy the market.
2. What kind of market is it? Street food? Cultural bazar? Magical creatures behind an illusion?
3. Hang out, meet new people, laugh at the bootleg toys, and stuff your faces with good food and drinks.

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